Katy Perry's Tongue

"Oh my God, Russell! What are you doing in bed with my mother? I'm so shocked that I dropped my tongue out of my mouth! And I want a frickin' divorce!"

  This is what the pop star screamed at her ex husband when he caught him cheating on her with her mother. Well, I bet that was weird! (Actually, I know it was weird. Hollywood Inc. knows everything.)

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Emma Watson's Teeth

"Holly shit, I wanna bite you in the ass!"

 The ex wizard Emma Watson recently turned into a vampire and she wants to...experiment with paparazzi.
 We wish you luck with it!

Signed, Hollywood Inc.
  

Jennifer Aniston's Anger

"Ha ha ha, well that was a good one, Adam Sandler! Just wait until I slice your throat and take a bath in your own blood!"

This is what the celebrity told her partner in the movie "Just Go With It"' where she plays single mother Katherine Murphy, when he made a silly joke about her age.
We sure hope that she will manage to control her anger!

Signed, Hollywood Inc.

Katie Holmes' Money

" Look what I'll give you if you let me get Suri's custody!"

  The recently divorced young actress offers her ex husband, Tom Cruise, money if he'll let her keep their 5-year old daughter, Suri.
  Well, that's not very fair of you, Katie!

Signed, Hollywood Inc.